Leslie Knope for me!
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Say what you will about Idiocracy, but President Camacho knew his country was suffering a problem and he found the smartest man in the world, hired him, and put him to work to resolve it. If only we could get Trump to care this much.
Robin Hood, but modernized as a 21st-century hacker type so that he can cope in today’s world. But I’d still like him to look like he belongs in an edgy 90s movie, complete with green tights, for authenticity’s sake.
Hacker Robin Hood obvs. rocking programmer socks
Elliot (Mr Robot)
The Doctor from Doctor Who. It’d be nice to think we were all being simultaneously respected, cared for, and defended by someone smarter and kinder than most of us.
I wouldn’t want to attract his/her enemies.
The person I know I could be.
There’s still time…
Vaporeon.
God.
Specifically the version of God that is simultaneously all good, all knowing, and all powerful.
Were our universe created by such a being, evil could not exist: our reality would be very, very, very different compared to the dumpster fire that we all get to experience.
Agree, but I was think more like the Greek gods. They’re far more interesting.
Interesting definitely, but idk about actually living under that lore… Top boss God is a horny mofo that’ll stick it in anything with a hole, with or without consent, sometimes immediately after shapeshifting into a bull or something; and all of the other gods are some degree of petty or mischievous.
…which honestly is kinda how life is under the US government, so… pass!
i’m glad you wrote it before i did : your take is much more detailed and thaurough than mine on this idea.
I was going to say that I kind of wish The Devil existed, because then we would know that truly horrible people would eventually face damnation, and in a way it’s nice to imagine that cosmic justice could exist.
Captain planet (he’s our hero) (gonna take pollution down to zero)!
We could really, really use an environmentalist power that isn’t beholden to any nation or company.
Is there a fictional character that kills billionaires? If so then that one.
“The Death”
Dale Cooper
Best I can do is Dale Gribble
You mean Rusty Shackleford?
Samwise Gamgee, Gandalf, and Aragorn from LOTR. Or just basically every sage/wise archetype character in stories. Need their wisdom to help me get thru life to prevent me from falling into another depressive episode.
R2D2. Would like a robot friend that makes funny beeps and boops sounds so I won’t be sad 24/7.
Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil (game), Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry (game). They seem cool and are badass.
Smoking some pipeweed with gandalf would be sick Radagast and tom bobadil also have to bethere!
Might as well include every Hobbit and elf in the Tolkien universe to the list, too! Living in The Shire would be nice :)
I would rather life with the wood elfs to be honest
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Hope you have some good days ahead of you bro.
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trogdor, but instead of burninating the pesants, he burninates the aristocracy.
Jared Keeso is pretty much Wayne or Shoresy in real life. I suggest you let that marinate.
Pitter patter.
That was well brought up, too bad you weren’t
To be fair.
To be fair
Sometimes Winnie the Pooh. Sometimes Cthulhu.
