Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, according to a statement from his family. He was 84.
Hope all the people who died in the Iraq war do this to him in the afterlife.
BREAKING NEWS
SATAN CALLS CABINET MEETING WITH LORDS OF HELL. FEARS OF COUP EVIDENT WITH PRESENCE OF KISSINGER. RECENT ARRIVAL OF CHENEY.
One of the chief architects of our current fascist state, only fighting against it when it became clear he was not going to be in charge of it. A vile person who exploited American grief in order to profiteer on the deaths of millions. Fuck him and good riddance.
He didn’t even “fight against it.” His daughter, who is still a piece of shit, might have. Kind of.
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Ah the good old times when we thought it couldn’t get any eviler than Cheney…
We thought Haliburton was so evil. It was. And now everything else is evil too.
I haven’t forgotten all the suffering this man caused. I hope he enjoys those flames in hell. I still can’t believe he was an honored guest on the Dem national platform because Trump is evil. One less war criminal more to go.
I hope he enjoys those flames in hell
Wouldn’t that be nice? If only…
Quail shaped humans can rest peacefully now
This should be news in Iraq.
I hope the guy that threw his shoes at Bush has a very good day.
He actually only served 9 months in prison. Worth it.
I always thought of him as the guy who destroyed Iraq so he could make money off of Halliburton rebuilding it.
Also, he shot his duck hunting buddy in the face.
Not a fascist though. He was certainly no friend to dictator Saddam.
Quail hunting I believe. Duck hunting is for the poors.
Now they hunt brown people.
I also don’t know how old the bird was, whether it was male or female, whether it had eaten breakfast that morning, and what was its family lineage.
May he burn in hell.
Satan when he gets there:
Lol at least my day is a little bit brighter
The neocons were some of the most dangerous because they were smart and quiet. Now our dangerous right wingers are zealous and stupid and loud. Which…I mean, neither are good. Fascists gonna fascist
Rest in piss
'member the ole days when they were just evil.
When they committed their evil outside of the country on foreign soil where it didn’t directly affect you
Thank fucking entropy.
Fuck that bitch
