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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Share your poops!

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Share your poops!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.

  • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
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    Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?

    Edit: How’s this instead?

    • boletus@sh.itjust.works
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      Maybe drop the embed…

      • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
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        Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      Super Doodie!

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.

      Butt whatever goes up, must come down…

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?

    Edit: This is a word salad that I never thought I’d type in my life, but here we are…

    😂🤣💩

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    “Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”

    “Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”

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    Now with Smart Pipe integration

    • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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      Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that’s one of the best ones for sure.

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        This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.

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      SmartPipe SmartPoop

      FTFY

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.

  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    What problem does this app solve?

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      I think it’s useful for people with Crohn’s and IBS so that they can track their BMs for health reasons.

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        These people have…followers?

        • Zarathustra@lemmy.world
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          What did you eat to get such consistency?

          • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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            Goddamnit, no! Bad! Bad post!

  • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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    As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.

  • klobuerschtler@lemmy.world
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    What a literal shit show

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    …more fruit?

  • ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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    It’s the hot new social media site, Shitter.

  • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world
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    I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.

    It always felt like it belonged there

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    Gotta find something to use that poop cam on your smart toilet for, I guess

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    I’d love one.

    Not for social media, but in general .

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