My 2 year old goldendoodle just yeeted herself off the porch for no reason and fucked up her leg. Of course the vet is booked until 11 AM tomorrow. This is the same dog that had to get bowel obstruction surgery twice in two months because she kept eating toys. She is not allowed to have toys anymore.
She’s such a goblin.
My dog gets so lost in sniffing things that he walks into objects constantly. He’s walked directly into stop signs, a gas meter, people, and even walls.
Whenever I’m in a particular spot in the garden, our boy cat likes to hop up on top of the recycling bin to receive scritchies. One day he tried it while I was putting recycling away. There was a crash and I looked into the bin to find him up to the neck in torn cardboard beaming rays of this-is-your-fault,-monkey at me.
We once put a Santa outfit on our yorkipoo, but it was a little too big and the hat ended up covering his eyes. He still wanted to play fetch (it’s all he ever thought about), so we threw his toy…and he ran full speed into a wall. I’d like to say he learned a lesson that day, but that dog was as dumb as he was adorable.
My cat routinely jumps from a table onto my hot tub lid.
One day he did it while the tub was open and we were in it. Realized his mistake way too late and tried to stop on the edge, but went face first into the water
Sit at the base of the wall reaching out a paw for a fly on the ceiling 10 feet up.
One morning we woke up to a complete stranger pounding on the door yelling “YOUR DOGS ON THE ROOF!!!”
She had climbed out the attic window, and fell to the roof over the first floor. I don’t know how long she was pacing the roof trying to find a way back in.
Wow, OP, your dog is dumb.
My childhood dog did something kinda similar. My family was going out to a new spot we hadn’t been to, but it was a long drive on a windy road and I get really carsick. So we pulled over at this nice little view spot. We all got out and so did the dog. And for no reason, she ran full force at this waist height stone wall, jumped over it, and yeeted herself off this fucking thing
Mind you, we had no idea what was on the other side, and sturdy walls like that are usually built to keep people safe. So we freaked out, thinking she’s going to be dead at the bottom of a cliff and ran over there. Thankfully it was just a very steep hill, so she wasn’t dead and I don’t think she was even very hurt. But good lord, dog, why do that??
My dog is indeed so fucking stupid. And, like, she’s not even bored. She plays or naps all day and has plenty of outside time and digestible things to chomp on. She’s the most chaotic neutral creature I’ve ever seen. She does whatever and doesn’t care about consequences. The intrusive thoughts always win. I’m gonna get her a collar that has “Goblin Girl” on it because that’s exactly what she is.
I was loading groceries into my freezer and had the door propped open with a small fridge magnet, and my old cat, being the ever curious orange dingus she was, climbed onto the top of the fridge where the freezer was, and started sniffing around. I walked away and around the corner back to my front door to grab the rest of the groceries and when I returned, she had closed herself into the freezer and was yowling. It took less than ten seconds for her goofy ass to get stuck inside the ice box.
Typical orange cat things lmao
“I will go get attention from the human in the bathroom!”
My identical twin is in there
“Hello human OH NO THE SCARY HUMAN”
She then proceeded to flip out, knocking some things over, then flee to under the couch
She’s less scared of twin but still is a little idiot about twin. Twin is super scary. I am not.
Not mine but a friend. They had a house with like 4 dogs. The biggest was a Golden who would enthusiastically nom other dogs’ necks. Then one day they noticed the air tag on one of the other dog’s collars was missing. Weirdly though it showed still in the house. I guess you can use your phone to tell it to make a sound to help you locate it. The sound was coming from inside the (golden) tum-tum! I forget how they retrieved it. I don’t think they needed surgery. But supposedly the air tag still worked after cleaning it up.
I forget how they retrieved it.
You get an angry upvote for that. 🙄 🤣
I don’t think they needed surgery.
I’ll give you two guesses. The first guess (#1) doesn’t count. 😉
You get an angry upvote for that. 🙄 🤣
Ha. That was actually unintended, but I’m leaving it as is.
I’ll give you two guesses. The first guess (#1) doesn’t count. 😉
Out the “in” or out the “out”.
I actually think it was the latter as it was too far along for inducing vomiting. I might have to check with the friend.Friend checked with. It was indeed vomiting. This was a larger golden. I think over 90 lbs (40kgs).
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