My 2 year old goldendoodle just yeeted herself off the porch for no reason and fucked up her leg. Of course the vet is booked until 11 AM tomorrow. This is the same dog that had to get bowel obstruction surgery twice in two months because she kept eating toys. She is not allowed to have toys anymore.
She’s such a goblin.
My dog is indeed so fucking stupid. And, like, she’s not even bored. She plays or naps all day and has plenty of outside time and digestible things to chomp on. She’s the most chaotic neutral creature I’ve ever seen. She does whatever and doesn’t care about consequences. The intrusive thoughts always win. I’m gonna get her a collar that has “Goblin Girl” on it because that’s exactly what she is.