9:59 and counting.
commenters explain how they defend themselves
replies, tell them who THEY are, and if commenters were successful.
good luck!
sudo kill THEY
Followed by a witchhunt for the person who has been messing the with airco, causing my feet to go cold.
you got em. but your airco was running linux too and it doesnt work coz you keep copy pasting code from github. your feet are no longer frozen in place, but you’ll never feel your toes again.
I pause my RE4 game, rip out the battery out of my steam deck, disassemble my phone’s battery, then when “they” come, i punture the batteries with a scizzor, throw the batteries at them, say “Hasta Luego” pretending it was a barrel of explosives. (and hope the batteries explode)
THEY were your hopes and dreams. looks like you finally cracked. the news did say videogames were bad for the kids, looks like they were right. you continue to live, but you were never happy again. death by your own user name.
I get to die listening to Hope And Dreams?
Worth it!
Bad bot
you throw a robot at an actual human. you got em. youre alive but sad that you misjudged someones humanity. you will live with this for the rest of your life
the rain
they are fish, the rain has flooded the area and thats how they are coming. too bad you’re feet are frozen in place. the water is rizing. i didnt stick around long enough to know if you survived.
I attempt to shatter my ceramic coffee mug and fashion a makeshift shank. I biff it, hit an artery, bleed out. I declare victory from beyond the veil on the grounds I prevented them from killing me
you are the ultimate winner…besides the guy that was able to displace god. he was pretty good too.
My best bet within arm’s reach is a 25-pound dumbbell. I think I can make it work.
you make it work out, the monster is now buff but had a heart attack from the exertion. you survive.
