I was just busy figuring this out for myself. So far I’ve subscribed to NOS (Dutch news), BBC, hackernews and arstechnica.

The last one, with the bark squirts, is the best

But still,it is uncommon for research papers to be published with a single author. It is common practice to reach out to peers to have your discoveries peerreviewed. They might be able to help you elevate your discovery to a higher level and more maturity. They might also be a doorway to help you publish.

There’s nothing more boring and generic than Maroon5. At leastI can remember some songs by Colplay. Maroon5 is just all a generic mash

Its not todays news, but recent news. And he’s the ceo for a big, new tech company that has been in the news recently.

The title sounds so click baity, but it’s actual news

Too soon.

The festival isn’t until this weekend

This sentence gave me diabetes

It doesn’t matter. A baby doesn’t understand what you read to it. It only hears you voice and regocnizes it once they’re born. But it’llhear your voice in the belly regardless. Every time you say anyyhing, the baby hears your voice. Reading a book to a belly is mostly for the parents-to-be

Droppping out of college after 5 years. Instantly got me 30k debt.

I’ve been doing that for half a year or so. It’s still shit, so I’m giving up on autocorrect.

How much oil did you use to make the recipe?

I did, but I just turned it off two seconds ago. I had been fed up for a while with all the “ducking” and other stupid autocorrects that I did not intend. I can type well enough and if not, that’s on me. But autocorrect makes worse errors than I do. I usually proof read my texts anyways, so that should catch 99% of all preventable errors.

Yes, at least the coffee-milk-replacements. Because if you do that with hot “milk” and pour some coffee with it, you get a cappuccino. And I think almost any milk replacement can be a coffee-milk-replacement

The reverse order of the texts makes it sound condescending, lol

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What was the angry one for, the 404 page?

Tough shit