The last time it did that, was the latest time and therefore it may have very well been the last time. Perhaps you are now finally free from its grasp. Or …you know…you die before the next one was bound to happen.

All my buds invest in spuds

A little e is forest green. But a capital E is red.

Be honored its worth stealing. And be happy you didnt have to put up the cash to test the market. Also, your first movie won’t be your best work. There is another in you. When you write the 2nd one use the lawsuit to pay for its creation and it will market itself with the drama.

Also the value of a dollar is going to be so high in 5 million years due to inflation.

Oscar. Because he owns his own house.

Ads are actually pretty incredible. If no one knows your brand, all it takes is money to tell em. It’s like a short cut compared to having a good product and word of mouth.

Its essentially like a cold call, but you know the audience is at least generally interested in your topic because of targeting. All that data that is being taken and sold from you, is being sold to avertizers.

Pay Google for getting on search on Google and youtube.

Pay meta to get ads on Insta and Facebook.

If you spend $500 to sell a $3000 product, it’s a no brainer. Ita basically printing money when it works. So yeah, companies are paying when the results match. But also when they are testing the waters to see if its worth it to them.

Could probably give people seisures if you flashed the colors fast enough

That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.

That pip on the top of a baseball cap is dangerous under a helmet. Its essentially saying, ‘hey coordinate all the shock right here’ like a little pin hammer. Get yourself a cycling cap for under the helmet. Way more comphy too.

But yeah id go with the hook it to your belt loop. Maybe with a carabiner so you dont stress the snapback

Saw a kids sweater with a fuzzy dinosaur on it recently. Thought it would be amazing as an adult sweater. But of course it would cost $400 if it existed

Isnt btc capped at 21 million total?

Oh damn, greta thunburg is an adult from the future going through this same scenario. (Different years)

you are the ultimate winner…besides the guy that was able to displace god. he was pretty good too.

i hope you like shitty work because you get what you pay for.

i am the bed bugs. now is my time to shine.

cant wait to get reincarnated at your place

THEY were your hopes and dreams. looks like you finally cracked. the news did say videogames were bad for the kids, looks like they were right. you continue to live, but you were never happy again. death by your own user name.

you got em. but your airco was running linux too and it doesnt work coz you keep copy pasting code from github. your feet are no longer frozen in place, but you’ll never feel your toes again.

you make it work out, the monster is now buff but had a heart attack from the exertion. you survive.