Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!
While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/
the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough
That’s becuse its obviously a joke
Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real
Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?
Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.
There’s a chance you’ll find a bunch of illegal shrooms instead though
Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.
Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they’re usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.
Also fu** Nintendo, leave my buddy Paco policía alone
Barb?
