and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.
Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
I’d probably guess the Italians
They drink espresso
An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
is this real
I mean, it’s usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren’t real.
source?
The likelyhood that both people went on the internet to describe the same event in roughly the same format with similar specifics of phrasing (eg. “hooked her finger in my Pyrex dish”) in the same order is very low. It’s likely one is a directly based on/inspired by/referencing the other. That’s how plagiarism is detected, and how people behave on the internet for internet points. You’d have to do more digging to figure out which one was first.
Similarly any given story on a forum, especially ones with clean narratives and high contrast characters, is likely just creative writing and not completely true. Some include enough details and evidence to make it plausible, and there’s enough cases of authors owning up to their posts being an outlet for creative writing, so who knows. But with this one, the heightened gender and social outcast fantasy with an antisocial twist, reads like an average misanthropic 4chan poster doing some misogynistic daydreaming. But again who knows. Just applying some healthy skepticism and reasoning.
This kind of overlap usually means they’re both talking about the same real incident. When multiple people share similar accounts spelled out with specific details, it makes it more plausible that something actually happened. Some healthy skepticism is good, but given the precise matches and consistency, it’s pretty reasonable to think these stories are probably based on real events, rather than that I made the 4chan one in photoshop after seeing this post
Yes it’s taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
seems like AI tho
you know what they say about greentext
Yup, fake and also gay.
what is real if our eyes can’t see how magnets work?
I’d actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
Now thats insanity
Edit: moving comment where it belongs.
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No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.
tell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
Tell me you live in your head instead of the real world without telling me. You haven’t, and will never stab someone over some missing lunch. Grow up
If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.
Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.
