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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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    I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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      Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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        literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

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        I don’t get it

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          SIRona RYAN

          Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!”

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      Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

      A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.

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      Trinny sounds like a cool name though

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      Or Amanda Richardson

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      😂😂😂

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    Paddy McCarbombing

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      From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

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    Kimchi Chong

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    Ching Chong

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      i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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    Whitey McCracker

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    Klaus Schnitzel

    Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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    Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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      You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?

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        Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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          Yup

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      i almost choked on my food reading this

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    Johnny Canuck

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      Buddy Guy

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      nah first name would probably be Sori

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    Wyatt Yankstrash

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    Gunther Eagleman

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      That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

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    Frenchy McPistols

    Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France

    But I’m trans so I’m sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

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    Red Eaglefeather. Obvs

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      Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD

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    Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

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