cracker bongcloud
Jose Frijoles Sanchez
Frenchy McPistols
Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France
But I’m trans so I’m sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
François LaGrenouille
Nia Nubia
Asian Invasion.
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
I don’t get it
SIRona RYAN
Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!”
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
Or Amanda Richardson
😂😂😂
Paddy McCarbombing
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Ching Chong
i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
i almost choked on my food reading this
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
Yup
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Gunther Eagleman
That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!
Kimchi Chong
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Whitey McCracker
