• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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      i mean, it’s only logical to assume you can train cats to burgle, right?

      and as for your moth, those guys are fools. i’m a barber, and i had a moth come into my shop one night and it started telling me all about its feelings. i was like, ‘why are you telling me this stuff? i’m a barber. you need a psychologist.’ and all he said was, ‘well your light was on…’

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    Police force investing in time and money to investigate an old woman who trained her cats to steal a sock or a curtain.

    … while the police force secretly negotiates and collaborates with the mafia on local cocaine trafficking.

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    Obviously a true story. Cats are famously easy to train. Also, the image has words on it that support this story.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    From the witching community, you’d have pretty good luck befriending the local murder of crows with cheap bread. Upgrade the bread as the shinies they bring you improve.

    According to the meme, pretty soon you’re a Batman villain.

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      My 91-year old grandma looked 10 year younger than that, and she lived through multiple wars including WW2