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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

The D.E.N.N.I.S ship

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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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    Come on guys, of course this isn’t a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.

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    It is a serious problem when it’s not possible to know if a screenshot of a “truth” is actually true or it has been faked

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      It’s also something that Elon would totally do.

      A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.

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    I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…

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    Is this real?

    • Carmakazi@lemmy.world
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      Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women’s safety.

      • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world
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        So these women ARE in danger?

        • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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          Always have been.

      • tomi000@lemmy.world
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        True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.

    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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      No.

    • Brekky@lemmy.world
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      It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness

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    What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami

      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.

        • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          no, doctored screenshot.

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.

      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.

        • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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          Of course. Sex is, however, the primary way our species makes babies.

          Plus, the juices don’t just disappear - lots of delicate equipment in a sealed pod within a vacuum.

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      No sleeping in space! It’s the law!

  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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    Well space travel does require some “tasty treats.”

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    This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.

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    Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.

  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    This can’t be real

    There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS

  • DannyMac@sh.itjust.works
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    Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk

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    As usual, this doesn’t actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about…or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.

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    deleted by creator

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    This is the ploy to boost stocks after the 130 day term for special advisor has expired. The scripted reality TV garbage is so fn obvious. It is sad to see anyone falling into this gaping plot hole that was scripted from the start.

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