Respectfully, I am in tears,
My brain at random
Might make this my work signature tbh
He’s so high he doesn’t realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor
It’s Professor Hanks
https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty
Fun fact: he’s in fact Tom Hanks’ brother
I thought you were joking
Why does she have wings!?
Redbull
makes awful whirring noise
That would be because of the caffeine
There’s no bug. But there’s a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.
Totally Kafkaesque.
Kafkaesque as shit
OP is Gregor Samsa
Kafkaesque
When I move
You move
just like that
Hell yeah hey dj bring that back
I expect more from you, Spruce.
I’ll see you after class ;)
Hey, the were honest. I’d let it fly
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
ma’am, this is the last time i’m gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.
If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I’m gonna lose it
Sir this is not a bug, it’s a hot dog
I’ll allow it
Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?
You have some bug jousting reference you wanna let the class in on?
I’d like to think they are Gregor Samsa in denial and about to come to the conclusion that they are the bug. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis
