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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

Vampires are from Jersey

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Vampires are from Jersey

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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    Off topic, but it paints a grisly picture of humanity that all vampires have higher standards for consent than many humans.

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      A “standard” implies it’s a societal norm they’re participating in, rather than a supernatural compulsion they’re restricted by.

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        That’s a good point. Perhaps they’re instead restricted by a social code of honor and limited empathy. Like they could come in against your will, but most won’t because it’s a shameful violation of vampire ethics, and they would feel bad about it.

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          I mean, sure. But that’s some supernatural ability to compartmentalize.

          “I’ll drain the blood from your veins in a fit of bestial hunger but I won’t just…enter your house uninvited. I’m a monster, not an animal.”

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            I’ve eaten a steak before, but I won’t slaughter a cow. People are complicated and inconsistent sometimes.

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              Fair enough.

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      I’m beginning to realise that even stones may have higher standards for consent than most humans.

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        For the sake of us all, I hope you’re wrong, but history being what it has been, I’m having trouble coming up with a counterargument.

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      That’s because vampires are fictional.

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        You’re right, of course, but you should still see the comment about Bryan Johnson elsewhere in this thread, if you haven’t already.

        https://lemmy.world/comment/17214940

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          🙁

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    Except it doesn’t work that way. It’s not about wordplay, but the esoteric power of being explicitly invited.

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    If vampires are sticking to a code of ethics and honour to enter your house than this wouldn’t work

    You are answering a question with an answer … not making a verbal contract

    You are making a statement … not giving permission

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      haha! yeah!

      like who doesn’t know what a sure is ᵐᵃʸ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶦⁿ?

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        Are you a cop? Because I don’t answer questions without legal representation…

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    Vampires are from Staten Island and Noo Yawk Citttttaaaaaay.

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      Tucson Arizonia

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        No they’re just regular human bartenders there.

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    Sinners was so fucking good

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    Wet sand

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    /c/wellthatsucks

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    how is the answer to this yes?

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      Shore can sound like “sure”

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    I’m from Jersey (New). I go down the shore, and while down the shore I go to the beach. This is how it’s always been and always will be (until the shore comes up to me because we’ve destroyed the environment)!

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