I didn’t think he would really do it.

  • Acamon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    106
    ·
    2 months ago

    Same as Liz Truss killing the queen. Sometimes, when you’re old and in poor health, you just experience something that makes you think “fuck it, I don’t need to put up with this shit anymore.”

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      45
      ·
      2 months ago

      Lol … this is it

      When you’re at the end of your life and hanging on the edge looking for a glimmer of hope … then you get visited by an absolute tool that is only motivated by greed and power and represents a general apathy for any kind of humanity …

      you just think to yourself, “yeah, nah, this isn’t worth it any more”

  • NorthernDreams@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    80
    ·
    2 months ago

    Just want to point out this is what furniture in the Vatican looked like before Pope Francis

    And then after Pope Francis

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      26
      arrow-down
      3
      ·
      2 months ago

      Still needed a way to finance a billion dollar corporation with tens of thousands of prime real estate all over the world managed by a legion of professional clergy all managed by a central office that is it’s own country at the center of one of the most expensive cities in the world … all while spreading the message of piety, peace and being humble.

      As much as everyone likes to glorify catholic leaders, they’re still a mafia force that is based on money and wealth and Christian faith last

    • Spaniard@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 months ago

      Both chairs are still in the Vatican. It’s like when people talked about Bezos driving his old car.

  • Sarmyth@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    16
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    He’s both a subordinate of the Anti-Christ and Russian asset. He was called upon to kill the pope to initiate the Pope election process that they can manipulate in order to get a more “pro-apocalypse” Pope in place.

  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    2 months ago

    Talking to sex pest Jimmy Dilbert Vance is so exhausting it takes 10 years off your life, the Pope didn’t have 10 years left.

  • Rakonat@lemmy.world
    cake
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    2 months ago

    Obviously Vance wanted to fuck the Papal seat. The pope tried to explain that he couldn’t just let Vance fuck the chair of St Peter. Vance did not like this answer.