If you’re going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.
Americans be like “I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain’t even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit’ ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o’ Mountain Dew.”
do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?
Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.
are there texmex places in europe?
Yes. The answer is yes.
We don’t have those.
Forks and knives?
No, Europeans
You can’t even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?
I’d like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I’d call it the Badger Blast
Could you please stop badgering me? They keep scratching my face.
You just need some mushrooms mushrooms, or perhaps a snake
Where’s the pineapple? Waiter!
an uncut pizza?.. am I supposed to take it out the oven too?
It’s a restaurant, you’re supposed to eat it with a knife and fork, not shove slices into your mouth like you’re at a fast food place.
an uncut pizza?
As an American, I prefer my pizza circumcized
tbf if you have it delivered they usually pretend like it’s cut
To be fair, that pizza looks like crap.
Found the american (or the person completely obliviant about Italian pizza)