I have terrible news about your 30s…
There was hope then at least - eating ramen and working three jobs because the degree and the work was supposed to make things better. But then hitting your thirties and realizing that the mistake you made wasn’t being born wealthy.
Shitty? Those were the best times, it’s all downhill from there.
This is so true for real. When I was in my 20s it’s true, I had ramen almost every day, but I also had a constant friend group I was always around. I never went to college but I was close with highschool friends for years, until mid to late 20s. Then it just… Stopped.
It’s chill, we’re all gonna die of cancer from all the microplastics in our brains anyway. Or in Civil War II or something. Whatever.
Well at least you get to retire eventually.
Lol. JK. You’re going to be a wage slave until you die, probably during the climate change induced famine.
Climate change waits for no one.
Also, more ramen in your thirties.
At least in my 40s I can afford to add an egg.
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with his egg.
Dude in my 40,s can’t afford the egg. It getting rough out here.
I can’t even eat the ramen any more. I found out I have celiac.
And more ramen!
I didn’t even get that fun shit. I became disabled and bedridden at 20.
Don’t forget the oligarchy!
*broligarchy
All that ramen is probably imported from Asia, so pound for pound quite an environmental travesty.
That’s why I spent my 20s doing drugs and banging everything that glanced in my general direction.
You’re right - the climate is a-changin’!
A climate crisis! Global famine coming soon!
It’ll be like the Mad Max series with fewer cars and more cannibalism. (You think I’m kidding?)
