Sure, here’s her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.
I don’t own my wife.
You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don’t get a login on my machine, though, and you’re definitely not on the sudoers list.
You can’t see her because she’s decentralized
…I’m not crying
I don’t have the actual hardware, it’s all virtual and she runs in my head
I just run docker containers for the components I need, without the overhead for the whole system.
Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.
Didn’t get there, couldn’t figure out the documentation.
Would I have to say yes if I let my wife roam cage free?
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.
Hey, take my wife for example. No, really, please! I’m begging.
