"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoI swear to godlemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down16
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minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·5 months agoCounterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
minus-squareBatmanAoD@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoBut the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-25 months agoBecause the one on the right is funnier
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoA giraffe is a horse with a long neck. A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck. QED
minus-squareportuga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoWhat if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
Because the one on the right is funnier
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists