I don’t know about anyone else, but I started doing it because I want to destroy Western culture.
Funnily enough, due to Western culture marriage has become a business so ‘partner’ is more accurate.
Online dating is essentially a startup pitch. You spend weeks reviewing ‘applications,’ then finally meet for an in-person ‘investor meeting’ to discuss potential ‘synergies.’ If things go well, you can initiate a merger, but if the market shifts—aka they’re not into your favorite TV shows—you’ll quietly dissolve the partnership and move on to the next opportunity.
Have you tried holding hands and kissing? I hear that causes hurricanes.
That’s why you do that sort of stuff inland.
Oh sure, good luck moving Fire Island inland.
Fire Inland.
I started in order to advance the deep state woke agenda and get paid by Soros, personally.
What do you have against Westerns, pardner?
Mine and I are getting married this week and we were both excited to see “spouse” as an option on the documents.
We are now spouse and spouse.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Congratulations to you both!
I mean I get it, there’s an age at which referring to someone as your boyfriend or girlfriend feels a little lame.
My spouse and I just use SO (esso) for significant other. I like it more than partner as it is explicitly a romantic or at least very important relationship.
Why not husband/wife?
Ah yes here is my womanfriend. She’s a friend first but sometimes she’s a woman… Wait.
It’s because of Borat.
I call mine baybe
“Baybe wake up! Some new pasta just dropped!”
Wait until they find out I call my wife meine Ehefrau 😓
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