“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!
Jesus
This man is definitely not Jesus
Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.
One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip
Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.
Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.
No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.
god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺
I bet she didn’t even tip.
Hopefully she didn’t damage the ceiling fan with the rope.
I hope she didn’t drip all over the carpet!
Single Mother
One Corpse…
Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer
