Small story. I’ve done more than my fair share of shrooms in my day. My guy stopped growing them and raised turtles instead, but that’s not the point. I found a new person to acquire them from and being an “expert” psychonaut, I took about the same amount as always(4g) expecting a pretty moderate trip. Turns out the new guy knows how to grow some spicy Bois and I couldn’t handle 4g of them. I’m not advocating for drug use, but if you plan on taking shrooms, remember that every bag is different and I am a huge proponent of taking a micro dose of any new batch before going for a macro dose. Dip your toes in before diving head first Anyway, this meme is literally me. Gave me a giggle
My guy stopped growing them and raised turtles instead,
I wish my resume looked that good.
Be the turtle rancher you wish to see in the world, friend. Or something like that
Someone wasn’t prepared.
Mindset and setting, folks
Also dose
Most importantly dose
Not exactly the same but I’ve seen someone consume an entire pyramid of gel tabs. They ended up naked with jumping cactus on their balls. An RN at the rave picked it out and we got him to his car. He then jumped on the roof of his car until the cabin was concave, somehow got his keys and just plowed through the desert, cacti and all. No idea what ended up happening to him.
He completed his transformation and became one with the desert in the form of a new type of semi-sentient cactus.
Why did you leave out the part where you cry for like four hours straight?
Not straight. More like crying, followed by maniacal laughter, followed by more crying
These days, it’s zero crying for me, but that first time, I had a loooot to work through. And I was in an unfamiliar place/country. And my friends didn’t take theirs and went to sleep, leaving me awake by myself. And then I took my friend’s dose, too, because it “wasn’t doing anything.”
Man, I gotta find out how to get ahold of some of that stuff.
Go on reddit and look at the uncle bens subreddit. That’ll learn ya.
Depending on where you live you can just go pick them from the ground. Obviously take care and make sure you can ID correctly… But it costs only time.
Shpongle
Speak for yourself, even when on mushrooms I know that puking just makes me feel immediately better, it’s like a system reset, but I understand it doesn’t work that way for everyone
Beer brings down the trip if you get scared.
Weed helps me too and I stocked up on weed and beer last time, but the nausea/stomach cramps were so bad there was no way I was consuming anything. Fault in my plan…
Having an appropriate playlist (drums/relaxing) and a sleep mask is very helpful.
