We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat’s an asshole
We would like to see the evidence
Hate this diagram because who uses a bread box without any of the other non-chaotic evil options.
Chaotic neutral and lawful good is the GOAT
what is the bottle hack?
Cut the top off of a 2 liter bottle and put the bread bag through the neck, spread it around the neck, then put on the bottle cap.
sounds like a lot of work when I can just leave the bag open
Why even put it back tbh
- cut the neck off a plastic bottle
- thread the end of the bag through
- fold the bag open around the bottle neck
- close the cap, trapping the bag between the bottle neck and the cap.
I’m sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.
Bottle the bread?
Idk
I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.
I just never bake mine.
Does anyone still have a bread box? I assume it’s to stop rodents, but hopefully most people don’t have rodents in their house. Does a bread box do anything else, or is that another technology that can fade into history?
Edit: TIL;
I bought bread box once but every time we used it the bread wouldn’t last 3 days. Can anyone explain why that was?
Here’s a version for my fellow gluten-free peeps:
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Chaotic neutral for me. The twist tie goes in my twist tie collection.
I think in my entire life I’ve only ever seen one or maybe 2 bread boxes.
10th option: eat the entire loaf in one sitting.
I was thinking that this matrix is missing an accompanying time-chart but I don’t know how to plot the y axis.
Jokes on you, de-aired, twisted, twist tied and tucked
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No slip knot?
I do the same. I don’t understand why it puzzles some people. They look at me like I put a padlock on it and I have to undo it for them, which is just pulling the end…
A slipknot works great! It’s done in a second and easily undone as well.
Where’s the “four slices per freezer bag and keep in the freezer” option? Or am I just too good for this chart?
Omg how much plastic do you go through?
I imagine you could reuse those.
When I buy frozen meat (maybe once every couple months) I unpackage, then repackage them into unfreezable portions with small plastic lunch bags/saran.
If someone has a better way please let me know. I don’t have infinite tupperware drawer space though.
I’m chaotic neutral!
Where does “twist and pull back over the loaf” fall? Same as twist and tuck essentially?
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