I originally thought about “and everyone in between”, but it does not sit well with me.
Salutations, meatbags!
Ladies, Gentlemen, Esteemed Peers. (if you want to be serious)
Ladies, Gentlemen, and you special assholes (if you’re in a group of close friends and trying to be funny).
source: I am non-binary.
Edit: David Bowie’s answer to this question.
Thank you for the comment, you special asshole!
😄 Anytime!
Greetings programs.
Theydies and gentlethems
I think the best greeting for this is just “everyone”
it’s how the announcements on my trains changed over time, starting from addressing “ladies and gentlemen” to “hello everyone”
Honored motherfuckers
Ladies, Gentleman, and avid pronoun collectors.
Et cetera is fairly professional, although some might consider it mildly dismissive
Heathens if you’re going for a more fun tone.
“Hello, everyone!”
I assume they’re looking for matching formality, which I’d probably try to go with, “Gentlepeople/persons of the audience,”
Kind People,
Esteemiest of Humans,
I love group meetings of the steamiest humans, personally.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, and all you other Earthling types!”
Odo uses “Ladies and gentleman, and androgynous beings”, or something to that effect in a very early episode of Deep Space Nine.
German show host Jan Böhmermann used to adress his audience with “and everyone in between”. Recently he switched to “and everyone beyond”.
I feel like we could drop the whole ladies and gentlemen formula though.
OI CUNTS!!!
I see someone is fluent in Australian.
A non gendered introduction of some kind
To borrow from the YouTube channel Ceave Gaming,
“Gentle ladies, Gentle men, and Gentle people in general.”
