My husband’s cat (by her own designation—she chose him) sleeps at the foot of my side of the bed because I don’t kick her in my sleep. But as soon as he’s awake, she leaps up to go and snuggle with him.
He’s just gonna barf on your carpet real quick and be right back.
My cat just barfs on the bed.
Mine is equal opportunity. Bed, floor, chair, whatever.
Izzy mearned a new trick, she stood on the end table and puked on the floor. The very innovative cliff puke.
It’s even worse when a cat stands on top of a dresser or some such and just pukes down the front of it and gravity just continues dragging the stuff stuck at the top down to the bottom, and when you get home it’s partially dried on the drawers with ooey gooey stuff in the spaces between the drawers. So much fun.
It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.
No, it’s the worst when you’re asleep, but your consciousness is suddenly slammed awake by the sound somewhere in the house of, “Guk guk guk … gluurk!”
The visceral sense of dread and helpless rage I just felt is your fault.
Okay, it’s the cat’s fault, but also your fault.
Cat wakes up and thinks better go eat some carpet while he’s asleep…
You gotta lay on your side or stomach and make a cat bed with your legs creating a back"lap" or reverse lap
Your one ankle should be nestled over the other to close the loop
OP farted in their sleep and it diffused through the blanket, obviously.
My cat does this when I start rolling around too much, but he just goes under the bed until I get up.
She just stays<3
I shut my bedroom door so my cats can’t get in.
