Lmao they think I have kids.
…actually now that I think about it for 5 seconds I think they just love defrauding advertisers.
Seems to only work on Amazon.com. My .ca info isnt shared. It says the following though:
"Make Amazon even more personal to you
Your other AI assistants have learned about you. Bring that knowledge here for an even more personalized experience."
I think I’ll go chuck my computer and iot devices into a dumpster now.
About you We haven’t saved anything yet.
Phew.
You know, I’m actually kindof proud that Amazon figured this out about me…
“Likely lives in City, State”
Birch you ship everything I’ve ever ordered to the same address.
Home and family: Has working nodes
Hell yeah, I’ll take that assumption
“Has a cat”
Ha ha bitches, I have TWO cats! Suck it big data, you LOSE!
Datapoint updated
They got so much wrong it’s hilarious.
About the only thing they got right is that we have chickens and like comfy clothing, and one mention based on a five year old review. Literally everything else was junk.
Mine is pretty straightforward, “builds electronics” “has precision tools” “likely has a french press” (I do, I bought it on Amazon), “prioritizes high-speed data transfer”, “Probably has a computer system with internal expansion” (I bought an NVMe SSD from Amazon once), “Likely lives in (the town in my saved shipping address)”
So surveillance. Much sleuthing.
Amazon being ableist, the preferred term is diminished gluteal syndrome.
/s
Assing while white
Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.
Anybody know what this means?
It means it’s ready for eatin’.
Hilariously I apparently am big into adheasivly mounting things and also buying batteries. Nothing about my buttocks, sadly.
Oh. And I prefer Anker chargers.
What they don’t tell you on this page is the rest of their inferences based on that: you’re stuck in the renting class still.
This list of “admissions” is intentionally shitty to mollify people into accepting the data broker dystopia.
I miss Anker before thy sold out and enshittified. Used to be a reliable no brainer, now it’s an always-avoid no-brainer.
Damn, nothing about how extensively I told them to get fucked when they put ads in Prime Video
Mine doesn’t have anything of a particularly personal nature, just obvious stuff from purchase history like:
- Likely favors Merrell brand for outdoor footwear (I have purchased the same model of Merrell shoe several times)
- Hikes frequently (a reasonable guess about someone who repeatedly buys hiking boots)
- Likely has a ThinkPad laptop (I bought trackpoint caps)
- Likely owns an Olympus camera (I bought a battery for an Olympus camera)
You don’t even have to purchase something several times. I bought two of the same monitor once and now it thinks I have a preference for that no-name brand. It’s pretty dang dumb.
Mine is pretty meh. Gets a lot right, but thinks I have a dog and I prefer zigbee. I have a cat (that I’ve bought dog accessories for) and prefer Z wave, but usually buy those things elsewhere.
Most of the things it has are directly related to a single purchase that I remember. It thinks I like a certain brand of monitor because I bought two of them for secondary monitors once. They are no-name monitors and I could not care less about the brand. It’s pretty basic shit. I could probably write the algorithm for it.
