What a judgemental slop.
Also holy shit it’s so wrong on rest.
I don’t have Amazon
does anybody have the link to the about you page? I want to send it to friends
found the link https://www.amazon.com/slc/hub?useAiMode=1
is it .com only?
Funny that it knows this, yet chooses to ignore it.
Mine has nearly everything other than brand preferences wrong, since I buy both my stuff and other people’s stuff plus gifts through the same account.
Why are so many of you still shopping with Amazon? Genuinely I do not understand it.
Because Amazon wiped out what Walmart and other big box stores didn’t kill in the first round. Sometimes there’s literally no place else to get what I need, not even order it in to a local store. On top of that, Google search for products is so wrecked that the choices it returns are amazon links, or links to websites that also provide amazon links to the same products. It’s fucked up.
(FWIW I do buy local or direct from businesses other than Amazon when possible, but it’s simply not possible all the time)
So what you’re saying is, you shop on Amazon because it’s easy… yeahhh that’s not a good enough excuse.
Sure bud. I’m not here to drive 9 hours and two states over to pick up something I need, if that’s even an option, just to satisfy whatever BS arbitrary metric you have in your head.
Or… and here me out here, maybe just do a little more research and purchase online from companies that AREN’T Amazon.
I get we all want shopping to be easier, but that’s no excuse to fund the facist machine that is Amazon.
I’m going to hold your hand when I say this because I know this will be hard to hear, but it’s not just about you and your “convenience” buddy.
I’m disabled and can’t drive anywhere, and I somehow manage to figure it out. Sometimes it takes a while, but I can do it.
What could you possibly be shopping for that’s only on Amazon? And if said company is only on Amazon— why would you want to support them anyway?
All I’m saying is, if an idiot like me can do it, so can you.
I feel llke you really need to watch the show, The Good Place. After you finish it, come back to your comments and you’ll understand why I said this.
I’ve seen the Good Place, but I’m not sure what you’re referencing sorry.
Lmao they think I have kids.
…actually now that I think about it for 5 seconds I think they just love defrauding advertisers.
Every so often I “fake a pregnancy” and disable my ad blocker for this very reason. I love damaging their conversion rates.
- man about to get a letter from the AG about child support
Seems to only work on Amazon.com. My .ca info isnt shared. It says the following though:
"Make Amazon even more personal to you
Your other AI assistants have learned about you. Bring that knowledge here for an even more personalized experience."
I think I’ll go chuck my computer and iot devices into a dumpster now.
About you We haven’t saved anything yet.
Phew.
yet
You know, I’m actually kindof proud that Amazon figured this out about me…
They said I upgraded my computer hardware in the past year which is funny because I mean have you seen the prices?
It’s probably pulling from me buying a keeb as a gift but I wouldn’t consider peripherals as part of computer hardware lol. Technically but also not really
“Likely lives in City, State”
Birch you ship everything I’ve ever ordered to the same address. Best you can do is “likely”?
“Has a cat”
Ha ha bitches, I have TWO cats! Suck it big data, you LOSE!
Datapoint updated
Mine is pretty straightforward, “builds electronics” “has precision tools” “likely has a french press” (I do, I bought it on Amazon), “prioritizes high-speed data transfer”, “Probably has a computer system with internal expansion” (I bought an NVMe SSD from Amazon once), “Likely lives in (the town in my saved shipping address)”
So surveillance. Much sleuthing.
Home and family: Has working nodes
Hell yeah, I’ll take that assumption
They got so much wrong it’s hilarious.
About the only thing they got right is that we have chickens and like comfy clothing, and one mention based on a five year old review. Literally everything else was junk.
