STOP USING LINUX

• PIPES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
• YEARS OF COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going deeper than FILE EXPLORER
• Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “WINDOWS REGISTRY”
• “Yes please turn my FILE into a device. Please mount it as MANY files” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them

(These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers):

• mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe ???
• mapfile -d '' -t fs < <(find . -print0) ???
• :(){ :|:;};: ???

“Hello I would like $(perl -e 'print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|') apples please”

They have played us for absolute fools

I mean, I feel very called out right now.

Instead of .local my internal network domain is .evil.lair with a landing page saying “fuck off” and nothing else at https://evil.lair/

The description for my local domain is “Volcano Lair on Spider Skull Island.”