minus-squarearthropod_shift@programming.devtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Coincidence?linkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoSTOP USING LINUX PIPES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES YEARS OF COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going deeper than FILE EXPLORER Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “WINDOWS REGISTRY” “Yes please turn my FILE into a device. Please mount it as MANY files” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them (These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers): mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe ??? mapfile -d '' -t fs < <(find . -print0) ??? :(){ :|:;};: ??? “Hello I would like $(perl -e 'print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|') apples please” They have played us for absolute fools linkfedilink
STOP USING LINUX
LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them
(These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers):
mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe???mapfile -d '' -t fs < <(find . -print0)???:(){ :|:;};:???“Hello I would like
$(perl -e 'print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|')apples please”They have played us for absolute fools