Fun fact most “medieval” torture devices were invented much later in history
As bad as everyone thinks it is, this is one of the most peaceful times for humans. You’re just bombarded with news 24/7 of how shitty the world is. Can you imagine if it was like WW2, the world powers are CAROET BOMBING major cities. You think a stray missile hitting a school of 150 kids is bad/evil? Lol, try dropping thousands of tons of dumb bombs a day hoping you hit something important. Entire cities were leveled.
Imagine trying to start the cut without the saw blade slipping off. F that.
Ha, I wish they’d saw me in half starting with me skull! I’m going on the breaking wheel tomorrow, you lucky bastard! Lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.
This isn’t punishment, it’s medieval mental health care. Oh, you have a headache? We have to let the spirits out. Johann, help me with the saw will you.
Hm? Oh, nothing to worry about. I’ve done this plenty of times, and never had a single complaint.
How else were they going to sell flex tape? By sawing a boat in half? Get real.
…from the groin up!
People will never change, I bet that if capital punishment would be reinstated and would be public, sufficient numbers of people would actually PAY to attend and wouldn’t mind to bring their f****** children.
Why are you censoring yourself?
Because of the fucking children.
Laziness. This is what you get when you use Google text to speech and don’t proofread what it transcribe. It’s fucking stupid (yes, I typed that)
It’s fun, it gets them cliks
It’s ridiculous, why bother writing F-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk? If you want to swear, then swear. If you feel it’s a naughty word, then expand your vocabulary.





