It’s ridiculous, why bother writing F-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk? If you want to swear, then swear. If you feel it’s a naughty word, then expand your vocabulary.

I finally gave it another go. I tried it years ago for about twenty minutes and promptly uninstalled it when all the microtransactions got up in my face. Refreshing to see a company do the right thing, but I’m sad to say that I uninstalled it again. This isn’t really Quake to me. Outlines showing where your opponents are, announcer notifying the quad has spawned, the shotgun being reduced from a death stick to a pea shooter, what’s up with that? The movement feels less like you’re running at breakneck speed and more like you’re hovering around like a friendly little ghost. Everything just felt off.

24 was insanely good when it was a new thing and then quickly devolved into “wait, you’re torturing a teenager on a hunch and that’s okay?”. Not worth the rewatch.

I’ve got a loaf. He drools

Ten of those would win you an enemy position in 1944, arguably more valuable than a house under the circumstances. Commandoes called it the “meat grinder”.

You’re obviously not British

I read that like an excited six year-old about to tell the funniest joke he’s ever heard.

If it’s an invite for a meeting at 4pm on a Friday, proper etiquette is as follows:

The wine monopoly in Norway (yes, that’s a thing) does that too. All the empty wine boxes are left by the register so you can stack your booze in those.

A friendly tip from someone who did that and stayed abroad for 15 years: be active in meeting new friends and joining in activities. They will help a lot when homesickness hits. The first hit was normally around two months in for me and my fellow students, after the excitement of being in a new place has subsided a bit. It might take the whole thing from “wow, I’m all by myself” to “shit, I’m all by myself”. That will pass pretty soon. You’re capable of far more than you know, you got this.

The second hit is about two years in and carries more of a longing feeling. If you can, put money aside for a ticket to visit home by then. Good luck, and have fun! You’re about to have the time of your life.

True culture. I’m actually pretty sure the chords were correctly animated

It’s currently at 666, so I can’t upvote it. Hail Satan.

If you beat me off, I will come on your property.

Actually, if you’re from there, it’s Peel-a-penis.

Oh Jesus on a broomstick, you didn’t censor the first vowel…I nearly went blind!

That wood’s got wood.

I hope that girl gets free drinks in whichever pub she sets foot in.

Norway: kjøttkaker i brun saus (fried meatballs in gravy). “Grand Declaration of War” by Satyricon is a good introduction to Norwegian Black Metal. Any book by Jo Nesbø is a page turner, but if you want a true classic, go for Edda (collection of old Viking poems).

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Everyone should beg for meaningless, repetitive work… And they should be grateful for it.