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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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  • portuga@lemmy.world
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    You must have a really small tank. Last time I filled up (less than a week) it was over 120€ (50 liters)

  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    An air can turned upside down will freeze and destroy a speaker cone while leaving zero evidence.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      You can afford canned air in this economy?

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        I actually use a rechargeable air blower at home because it’s so much cheaper lol.

    • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      Video evidence?

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        12 hours ago

        Yea definitely wear a hat and stuff.

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Ads for gambling should be prohibited, just like those for tobacco and alcohol.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      I bet they won’t be.

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’ve started blasting death metal as load as possible when this happens. If my ears are going to be assaulted I’ll just double down with the noise i want to hear. Luckily the pump i go to has never done this so i try and go there everytime.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    My last tank was $170 and I got generic ads for “soda” nothing branded just “hey buy a cold drink inside” I’ll accept that but if an actual external ad plays I put the pump back and goto the next station.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    11 hours ago

    You sure? I’m not anymore.

  • Nonprophet@lemmy.world
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    They… they have ads in the gas pumps? Do you have to watch the ads before you are allowed to pump?

    • Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world
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      It’s during.

      I have legit punched the screens, and pressed all the buttons so hard in, I’m suprised nothing broke.

      When it’s obvious from the start you can just drive to a different station (for now), but when it sneaks up on me is when I get angry.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Sheetz plays ada for their food on the pump screens, which, fair enough. I’m okay with “We have sandwiches if you want one.”

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      No because then you might realize what’s about to happen and go somewhere else. They wait until you start dispensing so you’re a captive audience, then they blast ads.

  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    And font forget!!! Your 75 dollars go to an Arab that works with isrealis to kill other Arab. Oh and they fuck little kids…

  • Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world
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    The pump at my regular gas station used to have a hidden mute button. Hold down the top right button next to the screen and voila no annoying ad noise.

    After a a year of this they replaced the pumps and now I cant mute the ads anymore. Sad face.

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 hours ago

      A well places screwdriver can break the speaker, “oh no I tripped”

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    Some local hero around here has been stabbing ball point pens into the speakers on them.

  • BilSabab@lemmy.world
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    but what if you pay 75 for an actual tank?

  • Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works
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    'Murica

    eagle

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      Hey, leave New Jersey out of this, I don’t pump my own gas!

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    Fun fact, pass it on, etc! The 2nd button from the top on the right usually mutes the ads. It only hasn’t worked for me once.

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      All the pumps near me disabled the mute button years ago.

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        Bummerrrr

  • Lexam@lemmy.world
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    I actively avoid any gas station that uses these.

  • Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world
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    What a stupid fucking world to live in. Just break the speaker with a knife and pay it forward

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