Masturbating doesn’t warrant hurricanes.
But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.
I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.
If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
dances around fire believing in skydaddies
we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would
My god… climate change isn’t real, it’s all the gooners fault!
I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.
The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.
no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
Not this year. Notice how there hasn’t been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.
I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
I was promised hairy palms.
A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.
Nofap is retarded.
The hurricanes turn me on.
