If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
Some will to live.
I brought you huile d’olive, which sounds a bit similar.
Funny, in Dutch crying = huilen, so I always thought of it as the olives tears…
Als mede Nederlander, ik weet het, maar toch was ik verrast door de olijventranen als metafoor…
that’s racist
he may well be a Belgian speaking dutch
No he seems like a smart guy
:p
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
You just reminded me to add the liquor store to my errand list, thank you.
They said they’re out, sorry.
You. You get me.
New US president, please.
I’m not in the United States, bro. Nothin’ I can do. Sadness.
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They were all out of it, too. :(
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
Can’t afford the chequered stuff?
A revolution
Large pizza with the works, add pineapple.
Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!
When they’re dragging out the capers and honey, you know they’re giving you the Works.
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tteokbokki
I love that shit. Do people actually put it on pizza though?
A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino
A tallboy, some boner pills, and a clean t shirt.
Blinker fluid for my car
Front or rear?
Four whole chickens and a Coke.
I’ll take “the sweet release of death” if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.
only if its on sale tho, otherwise its not worth it.
Maybe some good news?
Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?
A colt 45 and two zigzags. Cause baby that’s all we need
