My apologies. I should not have assumed the worst.

You can have a strong partnership without joining each other.

Brothers don’t have to live in the same house.

No such thing. We are all just people on a spectrum somewhere between good and evil. No such thing as pure good, and no such thing as pure evil.

Even Hitler loved dogs.

That being said, however, I can’t think of a single positive thing about Trump

Insert sad incredible hulk theme.

Gotta be Hyenas

A.I. just loves using that exaggerated DoF bullshit.

Ahem…

https://lemmy.ca/post/69875920

Your cat’s an airbender?

Well I guess it’s true what they say. You really can’t go home again.

So you’re telling me that Illegal immigrants from America are crossing the border to work in Greenland without the proper visas?

How interesting.

Civic duty, not just for Americans, but for everyone is that if they see an interaction happening with any sort of law enforcement, stop…turn on your phone’s video camera, and record it. The more citizens record every…single…interaction with authority, the harder it is for them to keep the story hidden.

My favourite thing to do is to order a bowl of spaghetti in a restaurant, and then loudly take credit for making it because I instructed the chef to add more garlic. After all, the Chef is just a tool that I used to make that spaghetti.

Tsukomogami and Patina: In Praise of Old Things

It’s the concept that old mechanical things like typewriters and camera lenses (for example) all age individually. They develop their own quirks and foibles as they are used. They almost (as in Tsukomogami) develop a soul.

We are fundamentally losing that to a society that is about consumable mass-produced trash, and on a long enough timeline, it’s going to mean losing a fundamental piece of who we are as a society.

Of course he did. He loves updating his classics every time some “new technology” comes along to let his freak-flag fly.

We’ll be seeing a re-re-re-re-release of A New Hope shortly where he uses an AI generated Boba Fett and Solo giving them a scene or two to develop a backstory.

Unless he shows up in person to do his job, we can assume that every thing posted is just a bad fake created by his staff.

The entire purpose of highschool reunions was rendered irrelevant as soon as social media was invented.

Who knew that ingesting toxic orange spray tan by sucking Trumps cock all these years would end up fatal!?

Hold on a sec while I go digging into the tickle trunk for my Gary Oldman “Everything!!” meme.

I live in Canada.

It’s fine, I guess. But my biggest regret is that I didn’t register my dual citizenship (child of portuguese citizens) so that I could explore the E.U. and settle down somewhere in Europe. Now, I’m 50, with too many bills to pay.

Grab opportunities when you’re young, kids. If you don’t, then before you realize it, you’ll be to stuck in the bullshit mundanity of daily life to do it later.

“This too shall pass”

If something good happens, it’s a cautionary warning to stay humble.

If something bad happens, it’s a comforting reminder that things will get better.