I understand no part of this in any way. What the hell does scrubbing anything have to do with anything and how is it the bane of anyone’s existence?
Ps this is obviously not real too right? I’ve not seen a version of him before now that screams such weirdness.
The teeth are smiling but the eyes are saying “killll meeee”.
I know that look. That’s the expression you get when a brilliant but unhinged surgeon has their medical license revoked for performing experiments which are not only unethical but an affront to the laws of nature and all that is good and right in the world, and then the disgraced surgeon gets their revenge by tracking down the person they consider responsible for their downfall and imprisoning that person’s brain inside the swollen putrid carcass of Simon Cowell.
Me, looking at Simon’s teeth:
it’s interesting how a face that i used to associate with assholes apparently became a person whose face makes me think he has an asshole like the face that started it all
It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.
I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.
GOOD LORD.
I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.
Get thee a kitchen scraper, helps get a lot of gunk off without using the sponge or your fingernails.
“there’s beauty somewhere in this endless voyage of mutilation. I know I’ll find it and be the first person who stayed beautiful forever”
Is this from something? It’s quite a good quote.
Is that English Steve Harvey?
