Ok seriously, what kind of psychopath puts on their socks right before putting on their shoes?

It goes, wake up, eat breakfast, shower, t-shirt socks pants, then you mill about losing precious time, THEN you panic and run into the hallway put on the shoes and go out the door.

What kind of barbarian dystopia are you people living in?!

I have either a pair of socks or a pair of shoes in my hands. So doing anything else besides sock/sock shoe/shoe would require me to put things down only to pick em up again a second later which would be stupid.

Or I can go shoe/shoe and then sock/sock and watch the whole world burn.

I don’t wear socks inside the house. Wear closed toe shoes outside mostly for work (boots), otherwise it’s thongs or similar. I put my socks on in the mudroom along with my boots, so its sock/boot, sock/boot.

If the floor is wet like at the pool, it’s sock shoe sock shoe.

Any other time it’s sock sock shoe shoe, because I am not tracking the outside world into my house or bedroom, and the shoes are at the front door.

if i’m where the shoes are, it’s sock-shoe, sock-shoe.

if i’m not… it’s sock-sock, then slippers or crocs until i get to the door where the shoes would then be.

sock sock shoe shoe

but sock shoe sock shoe makes sense to me movement wise so I might try it someday

Shoe then shoe. I generally don’t wear socks because I am always wearing dress flats for work, and they are comfy enough for weekends too.

Obviously sock sock, shoe shoe.

Because you grab your pair of socks from the drawer, unroll them, put one on, then you’re still holding a second sock… It would be madness to just put down the sock you’re already holding.

Finally, shoes, you left them… in some room in the house. Go find them.

Anyone wearing one sock and shoe with one fully naked foot is either deeply deranged or some kind of alien pod person. It is a pale approximation of human behavior. Unless you are stumbling away from a grenade attack or something, there is no reason to ever exist like that, even momentarily.

sock/sock shoe/shoe because I put in my socks in the bedroom but don’t put in my shoes until I get to the closet by the front door.

All in the Family - Sock and a Sock, Shoe and a Shoe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk

Sock shoe for me. I have 2 dogs and 2 cats. There’s no amount of sweeping and two Roombas that gets all the hair, even with hardwood flooring.

Sock/shoe then shoe if you’re playing dwarf fortress…

Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe, because the shoes are in a different room. Walking around in shoes indoors is a big nono.

Sock, sock, show, shoe.

Sometimes you grab two socks and then one of the socks is wrong. I’m not walking around in one shoe to fix my sock problem.