Anyone wearing one sock and shoe with one fully naked foot is either deeply deranged or some kind of alien pod person. It is a pale approximation of human behavior. Unless you are stumbling away from a grenade attack or something, there is no reason to ever exist like that, even momentarily.

If the floor is wet like at the pool, it’s sock shoe sock shoe.

Any other time it’s sock sock shoe shoe, because I am not tracking the outside world into my house or bedroom, and the shoes are at the front door.

Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe, because the shoes are in a different room. Walking around in shoes indoors is a big nono.

sock/sock shoe/shoe because I put in my socks in the bedroom but don’t put in my shoes until I get to the closet by the front door.

Shoe/shoe.

Take it sleazy.

Sock shoe, sock shoe, because I have a golden retriever and don’t want her fur on my socks.

Left sock right sock left shoe right shoe

I dont want a shoe and sock on one foot and nothing on the other, how does that not drive you nuts

Obviously sock sock, shoe shoe.

Because you grab your pair of socks from the drawer, unroll them, put one on, then you’re still holding a second sock… It would be madness to just put down the sock you’re already holding.

Finally, shoes, you left them… in some room in the house. Go find them.

Sock, sock, show, shoe.

Sometimes you grab two socks and then one of the socks is wrong. I’m not walking around in one shoe to fix my sock problem.

Normal shoes I’ll do sock/sock shoe/shoe. For lace up calf length boots I’ll do sock/boot sock/boot because it’s a whole process and if I don’t adjust the sock just right it gets super bunched or overly tight on the toesies.

So, really, it depends on the context.

Ok seriously, what kind of psychopath puts on their socks right before putting on their shoes?

It goes, wake up, eat breakfast, shower, t-shirt socks pants, then you mill about losing precious time, THEN you panic and run into the hallway put on the shoes and go out the door.

What kind of barbarian dystopia are you people living in?!

Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe. If you had to RUN FOR YOUR LIFE in the middle of putting on shoes, would you rather have one shoe on or two socks on?

Shoe then shoe. I generally don’t wear socks because I am always wearing dress flats for work, and they are comfy enough for weekends too.

I have either a pair of socks or a pair of shoes in my hands. So doing anything else besides sock/sock shoe/shoe would require me to put things down only to pick em up again a second later which would be stupid.

Or I can go shoe/shoe and then sock/sock and watch the whole world burn.

My shoes stay at the door and never used in the house.

So sock sock first then shoe shoe.