• gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “Everybody died, except for me. Because I had my tray table up and my seatback in the full upright position”

    • Weird Al

    (Actually, look it up)

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    2 months ago

    Larry David: the hijackers break into the cabin of the aircraft while he hides his face behind a hand in a feeble attempt to avoid being recognized. He tries to remain calm, thinks they just want money and a trip to a place without extradition. He’s only half right.

    The plane changes course. Its new destination: the North Tower of the World Trade Center. Wide shot of the plane on the final stage of its powered journey, cut to credits, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme plays.

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Gilbert Gottfried’s shrieking voice enters the chat and accidentally roasts them straight into Indian Point Energy Center.