Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis ® appointed Michael Allen Caruso last August to serve as Palm Beach County’s clerk of courts and comptroller. Caruso was arrested yesterday on charges of molestation, kidnapping, luring and enticing a child, lewd and lascivious exhibition, and child abuse early yesterday morning, according to an arrest affidavit reported upon by The Miami Herald.
Investigators say that Caruso sexually molested the child, a male relative under the age of five, several times last year. Caruso allegedly exposed himself to the kid while playing soccer and then played “tickle monster” with him to touch his buttocks and genitals later that day. During a cruise, he allegedly put his penis in the child’s mouth after telling his parents that the two were going to get ice cream. He also reportedly fondled the boy’s penis during a fishing trip.
The boy subsequently acted out sexually at home, leading his parents to question him. The parents then contact the police, and also asked Caruso about the allegations; he denied them but begged them not to tell others under fear of arrest and jail time.
From the Newsweek article:
Palm Beach County Clerk of Court Michael Caruso, a former Republican state legislator who previously backed the death penalty for adults convicted of sexually battering children under 12, was arrested Tuesday on five felony child sex abuse charges.
Got those Kenneth Copeland demon eyes.
Evil people know they’re evil. Guilty eyes don’t lie.
We should all be at the point where if they are a republikkkan, we should assume they are a pedophile. I mean, they keep electing them so they’re obviously fine with that shit. If they don’t want to be thought of as child-rapists, then maybe they should have to prove it.
It would be great if this dumbass country could come to the understanding that we have an entire party of pedophile criminals destroying everything. The evidence is overwhelming and I’m so tired of nothing being done about it.
What, no way, how unexpected.
Someone told him that gay people exist, and this was the result.
The tragic downfall of another good, American patriot. 😞
When you’re on Team Evil, you have to know that any potential new teammates are gonna be suss, right? Evil attracts evil. Yet they still appoint them. 🤦♂️
Dude looks like a god dam lizard man
So what’s his drag queen name?




