when you go to bed and accidentally clip through reality and end up in the bedrooms
Get yourself a zigbee smart light and setup home assistant.
Okay Nabu. Turn my bedroom lights off.
(I actually have an automation to fade the lights out at a time, but y’know, gotta cover all the bases)
“CLAP ON!” clap, clap
“Hardtack” clack clack
Never heard of the guy until I watched a few (a shitload) of his videos a few months back and now I’m seeing references to him everywhere. Good for him. Seems like a nice guy.
My solution was one of these on a swing arm lamp clamped to my headboard. I habitually turn off the overhead light before I get in bed and turn on the reading lamp. I’ve had the same lamp for almost 50 years. My high school girlfriend wrote her name on the inside of the shade, so, I’d see it at night. It’s still there. I’ve used it to read in bed all that time.
I don’t need a remote or a phone app to handle this.
So you’re telling me Obsession was a true story? Who the hell carves their name into their boyfriends lamp?!
Carves? They said wrote. Maybe she just used a Sharpie
Image a light switch at your bed, or a smart home
Most modern lamp fixtures and ceiling fans just have remote controls… very easy to install and energy efficient. Definitely recommend
Buy a sleep mask online and get it delivered to your bed’s GPS coordinates.
Null Island? Where the fuck is that?!
At the bottom of the space between the bed and the wall where all the food crumbs, dead skin cells, hair, and dirt have been accumulating for years, the Null Island floats atop the carpet.
Like a fun-sized, personal great garbage patch of the pacific.
