The two cat modes of operation: sloth and beyblade

“and I feel fine” doesn’t though lmao

“Doctor, are you sure this will work!?”

“HAHA, I have NO IDEA!”

That’s an impending parking ticket right there

Canadians when you ask them why they have a mass grave next to their schools

In most countries, every highway is a toll road instead of taxing fuel. Though an increasing number use a prepaid vignette or plate based mail billing instead, not actual physical tool booths like we’re in the 80s.

Hey cat, how’s it hangin?

cat ✅

“Hardtack” clack clack

You will pay the price for your lack of vision!

…that’ll be $200.

Now why don’t you make like a tree and leaf. Oakey?

That’s ruff buddy

Good. Twice the delay, double the wait.

Just don’t put the cat before the horse.

Strong levi-o-sa energy.

“They asked me how well I understood terrorism. I said I have a lot of experience in terrorism. They said welcome aboard.”

I hate it when I come down with a nasty case of salmon.

I am fire! I am death!

Cat can has a little cheezburger, as a treat.