Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock “The Duane” Johnson when mentioned verbally?
It’s very satisfying.
You’ll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.
It’s because he’s actually slag.
Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.
If a guy won’t tell you it’s because he’s igneous.
If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!
Pretty sure he’s quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.
I he’s one of those celebrities whose values are money.
He’s also famous for being himself. The dude doesn’t act, he can’t. He is just that guy.
Mann… I don’t know about the rock anymore. Something’s seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn’t outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.
He doesn’t care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.
He is cemented into his position
