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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Maki@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “That’s no gun. Now, if you’d come at me with S-Mart’s top of the line twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington from the sporting goods department, that would be different. Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retailing for $109.95 with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger, it is the only gun I would carry. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even thinks about aiming their pea shooter at me…” – Ash

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      Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

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        “Nope. Just me baby… Just me.” – Ash

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    When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

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      • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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        In Sweden you can park your bike anywhere without locking it. Of course you shouldn’t because it’ll get stolen, but you can.

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      So we should abolish all laws because some people don’t follow them?

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    5 seconds later:

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    Man, you people need to learn how to meme…

    This is an ARM free zone, you’re not allowed to have arms…

    How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don’t have arms? Duh…

    Edit: Yes I’m an idiot, but I don’t type in WASD…

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      deleted by creator

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    You can make one million dollars and never pay taxes! All it takes are these two simple words: “I forgot”. That’s right! And it works for other things as well: “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” - Steve Martin

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    what’s that you say, stupid-ass NRA propaganda?

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      Remember, if they’ve got a gun and you’ve got a gun, then the guns cancel each other out and you’re both perfectly safe.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      I mean… or just a silly meme…

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      take-memes-seriously-and-get-into-fights-with-people.jpg

      edit: meme community is big mad at this. not my fault lemmy.world uploads keep breaking.

      1000001713

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        Post your propaganda on meme subs so you can say it’s just a meme bro.

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    So, this is a popular political talking point that happens to be nonsense. It’s only a “meme” because someone put it on a picture and posted it here.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      I like guns

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        I like putting my dumb political talking points on pictures and posting them to lemmy

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          That’s nice of you

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    Just show him your gun too then you become gun buddies!

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    The only reason why there would be gun free zones is if there is a gun problem requiring gun free zones.

    Remove guns and you remove the need for gun free zones.

    Make sure your society doesn’t contribute to mental health problems too and you pretty much have eliminated both the access to weapons and the conditions under which a person would want to start pointing one at people.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      I like guns

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        Then go play a videogame with guns.

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          That’s not nearly as fun

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            I could care less. Make do.

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          Can’t, blind

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            Sucks to be you.

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    It’s illegal to kill people, you can’t do that to me.

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