You can make one million dollars and never pay taxes! All it takes are these two simple words: “I forgot”. That’s right! And it works for other things as well: “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” - Steve Martin
“That’s no gun. Now, if you’d come at me with S-Mart’s top of the line twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington from the sporting goods department, that would be different. Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retailing for $109.95 with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger, it is the only gun I would carry. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even thinks about aiming their pea shooter at me…” – Ash
Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
“Nope. Just me baby… Just me.” – Ash
When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.
In Sweden you can park your bike anywhere without locking it. Of course you shouldn’t because it’ll get stolen, but you can.
Man, you people need to learn how to meme…
This is an ARM free zone, you’re not allowed to have arms…
How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don’t have arms? Duh…
Edit: Yes I’m an idiot, but I don’t type in WASD…
ooh hot
5 seconds later:
Just show him your gun too then you become gun buddies!
what’s that you say, stupid-ass NRA propaganda?
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I mean… or just a silly meme…
