OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThis Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Peelemmy.worldimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1735arrow-down111
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minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up106·5 days agoI used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
minus-squareHappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76·5 days agoSo thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
minus-squareofficermike@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·5 days agoBut what do you do now that there’s no queen?
minus-squareusualsuspect191@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agoThe Queen and peeing reminds me of this https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto
minus-squareAnarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoIn the end she’ll be sitting there all pissy.
minus-squareFreshLight@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoThank you very much for sharing
I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
But what do you do now that there’s no queen?
The Queen and peeing reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto
In the end she’ll be sitting there all pissy.
Thank you very much for sharing