Edit: for the record, Fuck AI
Computers have daemons inside.
Only Linux!
I think all Unix variants as well. It was even the inspiration for FreeBSD’s logo.
Otherwise known as “programmers.”
Seriously though we tricked metal into thinking with runes and lightning. That is magic.
No, but the wifi chips do. Even radio engineers who designed them will tell you they just tamed the elves, they don’t really understand how radio engineering works.
Computers have voodoo goblins inside them with the personalities of extremely malevolent genies.
Reminds me of https://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html
(I can’t get that link to work right now. Maybe it’s down. So here is the same story on the Wayback Machine.)
The ‘more magic switch’ is one of my favorite stories like that, right up there with the 500 mile email.
I thought they had angry pixies inside?
Be sure to leave bags of Kuai Kuai out for the magic elves.
Don’t forget about “race conditions”!




