Let me suck my robot dick in peace, please.
Robopenis
Now everyone at work is looking at me weird for saying I was going outside to breastfeed
Seems like a valid reason. Breastfeeding random folks on the street is what God intended.
The last place I worked at had a room set aside for breastfeeding that never got used. Sign on the door said ‘Lactating Mothers’. Totally stole it to use for my upcoming psychobilly band, coincidentally, called The Lactating Mothers.
Uhm, well it’s not like I’ve got hot milky mamas banging down my door to breastfeed me. What else do you expect me to do? Not lazily dream about big milky titties drowning me in milk?
Wait, what were we talking about again?
Fuck the niccy nippy, give me the THC titty
Vapes are pacifiers for adults.
It’s weed dude
Lol pothead. They mean non drug vapes
Nicotine is a drug tho?
pot’s not a drug. you cook in pots. and wear them on your head for jousting
the pot goes to my belly and lungs, not my head. that’s not how air works.
I have tried to find this custom tank and I have failed. My disappointment reaches to the clouds.
What if I just like zucchini duck
Ah, that’s why may buddy always says MOMMY, MOMMY, GIVE ME MILKIES! before he starts vaping.
