• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    6 hours ago

    we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes

    • aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      2·
      5 hours ago

      Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it’s a pussycat!!!

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        5 hours ago

        the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.

        i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

        • aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          2·
          5 hours ago

          and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.

          The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.

          i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

          I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            2 hours ago

            i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.